Um email que recebi (de entre as dezenas que recebo diariamente). Achei-lhe piada, por isso fica aqui.

É só ver o mês de nascimento.

January
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
 
February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Sharp.
 
March
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
 
April
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic.
 
May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Good imagination. Good physical. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Hardworking. High spirited.
 
June
Loves making new friends. Outgoing. Great flirt, more than likely has an a very attractive partner. Loves music. Has great choice in films. Great personality. A wicked hottie.

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Not revengeful. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
 
August
Outgoing personality. No self control. Self confident. Loud and boisterous. Very revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Likes talking and singing. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. Big imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Playful. Mysterious. Stubborn. Curious. Independent. Strong willed.

September
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
 
October
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest and sexiest of them all.
 
November
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. One of a kind.
 
December
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Loveable. Easily hurt. Loves music.